

You may fall in love with the perfect person, but nobody stays the same forever. You’re statistically likely to grow apart, and break up.
An “adult relationship” isn’t necessarily about love, but rather being the dependable one who will push the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” button you were meant to wear on your wrist, but forgot, because your grandkids were fucking around near the medicine cabinet and switched your drugs up. Now your hip has been displaced and you involuntarily donated fertiliser to the shopping mall floor at 7:45am.








Buldak