“so, it all started with this fuckin gorilla…”

Live action reboot of ReBoot

My brother found gluten free chocolate milk being sold in a big bottle, so we laughed real hard and bought two. He got more than halfway through before lookin at it and saying out loud, as we were heading to the camp site, “oh wait, I’m lactose intolerant” his girlfriend wasn’t pleased, but I didn’t have to share a tent with him so I was fine, an I got the rest!

I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.

Geeze, unbelievable. Like, I get the joke, but who did you spell it wrong 5 times?

Me parent convinced a few of friends that the ice cream truck only played music when it was OUT of ice cream

Careful where you do that, you could get grabbed by the feet and slammed into the wall by a pensioner

Because they won’t let me delete my account. It’s been locked for like 3 years without any real reason. And I know people say that all the time but since 2017 I’ve made 4 posts, a dnd beyond giveaway and 3 gleam ones. Submitted request for deletion or unlock enough to loose track. When shit dick took over I figured itd be easier, what with all the horrible people gettin their accounts back an all, but still no.

Floating in the diaper tank