https://youtu.be/VoAfb3f04mo Where there’s a whip, there’s a way.

I have heated up a foil lined tetra carton of soup that caused some sparks, but I stopped it immediately and learned my lesson.

Technically, any metal is a no no, but her microwave has never exploded.

American electric kettles are also quite a bit slower to boil because our mains voltage is so low. https://youtu.be/_yMMTVVJI4c

A towel made of tea, for tea, and by tea.

My boomer mom will put a tea bag in a mug of water then nuke that until it bubbles to make tea. (Yes, even when the tea bag has a staple).

But, if she is heating up a can of soup, she will dump that into a sauce pan and heat that up on the gas range, on the burner right next to the nice kettle I got her years ago.

I wish I had this much room to practice the blade.

Right? What is their workflow even like?

I’m just thankful for any physical contact at this point.

I think it is some kind of winged puma with the bosom of a woman.

Why not both? Probably worshipped at the stake.

We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.

My mom’s Nissan Juke just started screaming, ‘Oh laaadyyy!’ whenever she starts it.

Any idea what’s going on? It’s a '16, only about 40k miles.

That’s racist.

/S

Pigeon Threatspin is the name of my next post-hardcore band.

'beak ’ of his performance.

I keep licking my phone but it isn’t working.

I thought it was Eddie Burback. https://youtu.be/vA-bjpKvIw8

Last I checked their mother was a hamster.

Aww man. Someone put shit in my pants while I was aiming.