Is that the same thing we Americans refer to as an “English Muffin”? I always thought crumpets were cookies or something lol.

Never put your phone in your back pocket. I briefly worked at a Verizon store and like 20-30% of broken phones I saw came from people who sat on it in their back pocket.

this was a thing before ICP even existed.

If you’re already willing to put up with all the other bullshit Apple does, I don’t see why you’d care about them doing this.

My guess why this comic is confusing people here is simply due to the fact that the Lemmy community is primarily made up of middle aged straight men, many of whom have probably dealt with bitter divorce and find the base concept of this comic impossible to relate to.