Gotta rework it so there’s no negative words. “Learned valuable lessons about selective acceptance.”

Networked with Stanford educated professionals during a guided exploration experience with a team of like minded candidates. Experienced the rich tradition and prestigious climate during an in depth look at the Ivy League institutions inner workings and operations. Successfully submitted application for attendance. (Was not accepted)

If two parties are at odds with one another, and one on them is willing to use violence and the other isn’t, the violent party wins.

Non violence works when people care about what you’re going through. If the right people know and care they’ll come in and do violence for you to make it stop. Or at least verifiably threaten violence. But violence is happening whether you did it or not.

Nazis don’t give a shit about you, they’re eager for violence. They want to exterminate entire classes of people. Non violence does not work on Nazis, we’ve already seen this play out once before.

Is this an inside joke or is he a creep?

You bafoon. You absolute fool. That’s not the enterprise from Star wars that’s the Nebuchadnezzar from Lost in Space.

Doubles as a speed square in a pinch

Instructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do

Do you know what that’s worth??

Yeah but knives weren’t something you’d use on bread for a very long time. And we didn’t start actually cutting bread for even longer.

Generally their alarm is me coming home at the end of the day. Most Saturday nights I go out with some friends and my wife gives them their dental bone. Sunday nights are the nights they think it’s much sooner than typical.

She’s very motivated by those dentine treats.

My beagle gets excited for hers early if I happen to be home, I suspect my wife gives them to our dogs much earlier than I typically do, because she is very consistent with when she starts begging.

So whoever posted this to the vegan sub is just a troll, I saw an identical one used on a different meme a while ago. Out off curiosity I went and took their test, and stopped when it asked for 10 dollars to get my results.

It’s worded that way because they want people to be happy with their purchase.

Must be all the beans

That’s weird

Tampon don just has a nice ring to it

785/10. Would pet.

He lives out in the boonies, doubt he’s ever been inside a home Depot. He definitely doesnt order stuff online that often. Though I’m sure the guy he buys all his home improvement stuff is doing exactly that and charging him a premium.

Guy I know quit his job at my company and took a much cushier part time job closer to home, and built a keg in to a fridge.

He has gained 60 pounds or so in the last year.

Ok I looked her up, I had to know.

She’s a “fat-affirming” dietitian and her PhD is in “body positive medicine”

Her name is a blatant pun.

I don’t think I’m reaching when I say not only is the account fake, this person doesn’t exist, but that it was made to make fun of fat people.