Wasn’t this clown in prison?

Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well

But if you enter in a modern history book set in a year you’re already alive, if you go where that day you were, would you meet yourself like in a time travelling machine?

Actually, any history books becomes automatically time travelling machines, you could travel back to ancient Rome and become a literal immortal god until modern times, since you cannot get harmed or cannot age.

The willow maid, by Erutan fits perfectly

Mary, by Cécile Corbel also a very good fit

Also, don’t know if you cold be interested in but fields of sorrow by orden ogan, the chorus gets new parts each time (the lyrics is not exactly a story like you find in a novel, but still narrates something)

Cerberus was considered a luxury, now it has been reduced to a smaller model, a 2 headed chihuahua.

Omg such a cute kitty! I love it!

I literally answered the post question, i don’t know why you got so passionate about this. Read my other comment if you’re curious, i enjoy different social events…

I mean, i prefer hiking and nature. I also enjoy live performance of groups i listen to, but numb disco with dumb music is an hard pass for me

At most social events like disco, big parties etc, where the goal is wrecking your liver and dance to shitty music, while losing your hearing in the meantime.

Even with some friends, you cannot talk to them because everything is loud or stinks like shitty cigarettes. What’s the point?

I understood it before unmuting, am i THAT stupid?

So it indeed worked? Can we have the etsy profile? She sure will be rich with this big fat advertisement lmao

So you walk straight into it?

Bruh what

And so, this is how magic was born in our world kids.

Select all, mark as read, archive. Read the last 100 or 200. If he did’nt have the necessity to read them until now, he could also delete them for good.

A friend of mine has more than 2000 unread mails, and he just left them there with that big fat number covering half of the icon. Like, bruh.

put and get a counter in magic

I mean, if you poke the battery, something hurtful comes out of it.

Please don’t poke batteries.

Basically a rabbit with inverted body proportions

Yeah, I learned it the hard way