is this spudnik?

that eraser is coming off and put back on many times. like, all of the times.

idk like eleven?

If you lift it by the handlebars the platform is free to swivel around, the platform can swing unexpectedly fast, it prefers to be inside your ankle.

I forgot about her after she left the Trump camp.

the temp of the ground water starts dropping significantly this time of year

Whenever I feel this way I remember the inspiring words of Bingbong from Inside Out who said “I think it’s gunna work this time” and “Take her to the moon for me”.

don’t let Elizabeth Bik see this, I don’t want to see the truth

when it was the wrong server and you’re hoping it comes back up before 5 minutes and nagios starts sending alerts

Because USB would be gross

Requiring the purchase or use of proprietary software or formats to view or submit public records.

dad gives me a quarter so I can immediately lose in some claymation caveman game. i got a personal panned pizza for reading some books. there’s a pitcher of diet pepsi on the table, i think the condensation looks neat. The waitress vacuums up the straw wrapper my sister missed shooting at me with a rolling sweeper thing as she asks my parents “the usual?”

I miss those days.

Contest organizer ghosted him.

have to wear socks with your crocs or your feet get sweaty

probably impedes adults as well.

Finally got them potholes filled.

the ones that are 4.5 and it feels like you’re pulling it out of your brain…

My old manager was complaining about a lack of quality applicants, i pointed out the advertisements don’t list the salary and she said since we’re government they can just look it up. Oh well, hope you like your lousy candidates.