Start weighing EVERYTHING. The consistency your dishes reach is crazy good! A weighing scale isn’t that expensive

How about this - you go to the toilet when you actually want to shit, and doomscroll comfortably somewhere else?

From now on, I’m going to call it the “Pacific ocean”, where the first c is pronounced as “c” and the last one as “c”.

Also what a missed opportunity to call it the pacifi-c! Get it? The pacifi-sea? I’m very funny I know haha I should start a standup comedy show I will earn millions and I will become rich and famous and make my homies proud. Baking a cake requires four ingredients- flour, sugar, baking powder and grandma’s heart. By heart, I mean her love. Not her heart actually. That will kill her. But she is already dead :( I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(.

Really cool picture!

cries in the corner cuz fkin house flies got more game than me

With the amount of weird people I’ve seen online, I am willing to bet on the existence of some hardcore Marxist/Lenninists feeling like Trump is an undercover communist.

“No bro, Trump is actually a secret communist bro! See how he’s secretly dismantling American imperialism! Just wait till he starts a purge of the liberal Democrat bourgeoisie!”

Depends. I don’t mind it. I really hate the one made from milk tho

Don’t mean to be that guy, but we probably shouldn’t meme the photo of this lady specifically. It’s likely that this lady is some innocent person going about her day whose identity was stolen. She would likely be quite horrified and sad about this…

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How to get boipregante with protection??? /s

The gator will surely “remove” the cause of the depression, eh?

LMFAO

This really sounds like one of the pornos I’ve read. Except there’s mpreg n shit like that in there too

I’m so sorry OP.

Exactly. When I talked to my conservative Indian grandpa about gay people, he was like “how would you feel if two bearded dudes just started fucking in the street?”. It’s really crazy how people can be so… dumb…

Honestly it’s kinda wholesome.

Agreed haha. So cute

Please fuck off. I really want to believe that you are just ignorant and mean well, but still. It’s hard being polite.

I am gay, and I have known it even before I knew what the word “gay” meant. Being gay doesn’t just mean “ooo I wanna fuck that manly ass so much, ooo I wanna suck dick”. Does being straight mean “pussy pussy I want pussy”? No. It can mean having romantic feelings for your male best friend, really liking to look at a male celeb for a very long time cuz they just “look pretty” and so on.

I was surrounded by homophobes who constantly denounced being homosexuality. I had to spend my entire childhood feeling that there was something terribly wrong with me. This was until I actually discovered the LGBTQ community. I understood that I was not the only “freak” like this in the world. I understood that I could live a nice and beautiful life as a gay dude.

If I was exposed to the concept of homosexuality in childhood (the fact that something like this even exists, and that you’re not a freak for being gay in case you think you are), then my childhood would’ve been a lot better.

The same goes with gender identity. I’m cis, so I won’t be able to give a very good description of what it’s like being trans, but from what I’ve understood from my trans friends, it’s pretty similar.

Why should kids have to suffer for not being cis n straight? Conservatives make it seem as if kids are being taught how to fellatio Jeffery Epstein or something. Kids do need to know about concepts like these (them being sexuality, gender identity, etc.) so that they can protect themselves from going down the spiral of self hatred.

Wow… Um tell your son to post this. I’m sure he won’t have any problems finding any mates.

Lol good for u, grandpa

Ur mom’s fart caused the great depression

Keynesian economics is a macroeconomic theory of total spending in the economy and its effects on output, employment, and inflation. It was developed by British economist John Maynard Keynes during the 1930s in an attempt to deal with the effects of the Great Depression.

The central belief of Keynesian economics is that government intervention can stabilize the economy. Keynes’ theory was the first to sharply separate the study of economic behavior and individual incentives from the study of broad aggregate variables and constructs.

Based on his theory, Keynes advocated for increased government expenditures and lower taxes to stimulate demand and pull the global economy out of the Depression.

Subsequently, Keynesian economics was used to refer to the concept that optimal economic performance could be achieved—and economic slumps could be prevented—by influencing aggregate demand through economic intervention by the government.

Keynesian economists believe that such intervention can result in full employment and price stability.

Aww such a sweet lady