Bogdan’s Erlang Abstract Machine?
That’s my favorite brand of suppository!
Generally speaking the OS is your universe and you interact via syscalls. Linking libc is also an option.
In some instances you may need to roll your own, but it’s likely to be small and specialized.
Snoop ‘nothing but love and respect for donald trump’ Dogg? GTFO.
Syscalls are sitting right there, and you can always just link libc…
What if I prefer this?
#define CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET {
#define CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET }
#define CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET (
#define CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET )
#define PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP :
#define COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP ;
int main CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET
if CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET 1 CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET
asm volatile CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET
"mov $1, %%rax\n"
"mov $1, %%rdi\n"
"lea message(%%rip), %%rsi\n"
"mov $4, %%edx\n"
"syscall\n"
PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP
PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP
PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP "%rax", "%rdi", "%rsi", "%rdx"
CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET
return 0 COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET
asm CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ".section .data\n"
"message: .ascii \"wut\\n\"\n"
".section .text\n" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
Snoop ‘nothing but love and respect for Trump’ Dogg?
HOG CRANKED ✅
MFER ✅
GOBBLESS ✅
BORTHER ✅
!!! ✅
Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s couch fucking.
Oh look, another high IQ big brain member of the sheep state. Can’t you find pics of drumpf to masturbate to on truth social or some other gay dating site?
an high school level of comprehension
🤓
My phobia is the fear of ignorant people taking over the world.
Do you like shit your pants when you look in the mirror? It’s pretty obvious the community doesn’t want you, why are you so desperate for our approval?
Kick rocks big brain.
You are welcome to take your transphobic and other ignorant beliefs back to reddit. You’re just too high IQ for Lemmy.
Horseshoes and hand grenades my friend.
regex feels like the kind of magic you get by consorting with dark forces
AKA reading the manual.
FUCK YEAH!!! DONT FORGET TO BRISH YOUR TEETH AS PART OF A HEALTHY HYGIENE ROUTINE MFER! TELL YOUR PARENTS I SAID HI!
$ sudo kill -9 1
fuck you
$ echo "c" > /proc/sysrq-trigger
☠