All the ones I’ve been in have.

This shit aint free

Now you’re talking!

☝️ this is it.

That’s the only “cooked cabbage” I’ve heard of; can’t say I care for it, but my partner likes it.

Make sure it’s a Christian bible. All smart people know Jesus was Christian and not one of those other weird religions (like Judaism). /s

Something he could really use: A book full of web links to articles about “how to start your own religion”.

Perhaps I should have just given him a Post-It note that said “Dude, just use ChatGPT”!

All that icky transmission fluid was limiting the performance of the transmission (I’m sure). /s

I’ve never considered cooking coleslaw . . . the things I’ve been missing in my life.

Love that site!

I thought it was investing in my future (buying mutual funds).

Last one I did showed up on my account the same day.

Put it in retirement accounts.

I vote for: 2:47:18.987 and 9:51:43.051

Makes you concentrate on driving! /s

All I can say is: Take my money!

How stupid of WF.

It’s not a pyramid scheme. It’s compound interest and has been known about since ancient times (and worked since then too).

QR codes are great! They let hackers replace it with their own so they can infect your phone 🫠.

Bonus points if they offer an app to download and really get at stealing your data. /s

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape . . .

Space Balls

Cooperation is the secret.

If anyone thinks about trying something, setup a private meeting with them.

I’ve heard that quiet publication of the results of that meeting (whatever you choose to make those results) can be a great deterrent to others with similar ideas.

Welcome to the world of now.

I was going to suggest using dynamit. /s