I have a prosthetic that replaces nine teeth and a significant portion of gum tissue lost due to a surgery, and I had to fight tooth (heh) and nail to get my dentist to make one where the teeth weren’t perfect. He wanted to add a veneer to one of my remaining teeth so I would have that chiclet smile. No, thank you.

Altoidius.

Also lotion and antacids.

You can’t get pissy over someone misgendering you in an anonymous forum, especially if you never told them your gender in the first place. I mean, you can, but it makes you look ridiculous.

Literally and whether.