I went over my home data cap a couple times. The ISP rep was not amused when I called to have them bump my speed down to the lowest tier and add unlimited data. I pay less now and the speed difference is not noticeable for me with daily usage. I told them I was going to download random crap all day, delete, and redownload out of spite lol.

Fair, enough

How do you feel about punctuation?

I’m on a synthwavey kick right now so I’m calling out Maximum Love.

https://youtu.be/mpdZzAe35_Q

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6iDI0sHLIeFIkZk6BKJBVQ?si=N-DjClfbQIK4WLL5Lmr0pQ

It’s not easy being green.

The brain is the largest erogenous zone.

It’s true though, way too gamey.

Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled “DP for universal healthcare” or “gang bang to end the war in Gaza”.

Looks like it’s going fast just sittin there

I had a lot of fun with one of these when I was a teenager. Trying to do donuts backwards, off-roading through the woods chasing after my friends that were on dirt bikes, taking the back seats out to fit all manner of things inside…

I think about the only thing it didn’t do was get me laid lmao

Coolin?

Rich, creamy, garlic

Sex is like emotional support, I’ll take it where I can get it.

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no

These scammers are getting devious. I mean, who could pass up that opportunity?

I can almost hear the music.

When is it not?

Me a money needing a lot wow

I don’t know but I’ll bet your ice smells a bit off.