Those sound like things I can go buy at the local IKEA

Why in the holy mother of rust is A the better option?

Judo-chops

That sounds divine

Keep people in, would be my guess.

Listen man, you’ve won the internet for today.
I was laughing for a solid minute!

James and Oliver Phelps in the Harry Potter films

What?

Cutting down on the amount of paper will DIRECTLY impact the thickness of the book. Less pages = less thick.

Edit: nevermind, I missed the part about cutting up the pages…

Try printing two pages per side and double sided printing so you end up with 4 pages on each piece of paper. The only downside is that the book will be in ‘landscape mode’.

Is that pic AI generated?

What about row by row? Like a typewriter.

Coleslaw?

Don’t forget a tight fitting lid. And try starting on low heat. For me medium usually burns the bottom before the cheese is melty.

Which one of the questions made you laugh the loudest?