Can confirm- they stopped sending me checks a while ago

I did that test too. Frickin pissed. I uploaded over a dozen dick pics just like it asked and the results were inconclusive so it said I had to do a video chat with an expert and the expert was a guy with a sock on his hand with a face painted on it and he asked me to do stuff I’m not comfortable with

It was bound to happen to somebody

Hmm

We’re not on Lemmus, we’re on Blahaj

Are there more than like 3 or so?

It’s definitely not the joke, but you can’t know that it wasn’t an intentional part of the joke being made

I think having the incorrect date for Mario makes it be more funnier

I think it is an important part of the joke, because it reinforces that no other types of games exist in this guys mind

Grateful for you both bc I did not catch that part of the joke lol

I made a version of this meme like a year ago, which you might like more

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/21992469

Both are actual quotes about hedonism. The customer has the wrong idea, while squidward is a “true” hedonist

Their name was Tenner

Is this the same person behind the ai agent from a couple weeks ago?

This link won’t open?

The strongest response is usually calm, dismissive, and confident. You want them to look like they’re seeking attention while you look completely unfazed.

A few styles:

• Cold: “If that’s what you’re here for, you’ll have to do better than that.”
• Dismissive: “You’re confusing my patience with vulnerability.”
• Cutting: “That’s an embarrassingly transparent attempt to get a reaction.”
• Confident: “You can try. I’m not particularly impressed by threats from strangers.”
• Very dry: “Noted. I’ll try to survive the ordeal.”
• Boundary-setting: “You’re welcome to disagree with me. Harassment is a different matter.”

The one I’d choose for maximum “don’t fuck with me” energy without “sounding like a tryhard”:

“You’re confusing my patience with vulnerability.”

It makes you sound controlled rather than angry—which is generally much more intimidating than trying to out-insult them.

Upvoted even though you were mean to me earlier

Thank you for bringing this to our attention- I’ve fixed it now

Misread the title as “enema” and was waiting for that to become relevant the whole time I was reading it

Have they turned invisible and quietly poked a hair into your eye repeatedly making you think there’s a hair in your eye but you can never get it out or stop it from poking your eye because it’s not really in your eye like an eyelash nor attached to your head and it makes you go crazy trying to get the hair out of your eye?