The CEO of my company makes almost $40,000 a day and all he has to do is play kissyface with congressmen.

The mouse at by shared office computer still has a fucking ball in it.

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When I was in 8th grade, my school district furloughed over 100 teachers at the same time the superintendent was getting a heated marble driveway installed at his house.

Sterling Heights, Michigan has the golden butthole

You don’t shoot a guy in the dick, Butters

Chevy Silverado

Wish I had a Tundra

It takes a lot more effort than it’s worth. They use multiple layers of tracking to enforce the ban.

An IP ban is just layer 1. You’ll have to change your IP address and your location.

After that, they use fingerprinting data. It’s actually terrifying how much a website can gather on you. They know what devices you use, screen resolution, operating system, hardware specs, browser cache, cookies, what fonts you have installed, basically everything about your phone or computer can be tracked with browser fingerprinting.

After fingerprinting, they track your habits on the site. What subs your old account was subscribed to / active in, what kind of stuff you upvote and comment on, how you “talk” in comments, hell probably even your typing cadence.

Your best bet would be to stay off the site for a few months, and use a new device with an anti-tracking browser and a “residential” VPN.

OR… You can just hang out here and help this community grow. Reddit sucks balls now anyway, help us make a better one.

I’m new to this whole thing, are you saying if I was on another instance I would see more posts from some subs and less from others?

I joined a few of the equivalents to my usual subreddits.

No posts in like 3 years on most of them. It’s lively enough on the tech and meme pages, but nobody here seems to have the same hobbies as me. Hell even /trees is dead, do none of y’all smoke weed?

I wish Fox would do a US tour dangit. He’s the one that got me into electronic music and I still haven’t seen him over 10 years later

Either way it tastes like it’s been in someone else’s mouth

Around me, they’re either 2 inches below the road surface, so a giant pothole, or 2 inches above the road surface, so a giant speed bump.

I’ve had some coworkers where working with them was like working alone, but harder

If her mascara ain’t smeared and she ain’t blue in the face she’s not enjoying herself

His and hers, MeUndies had a deal going on lol

I got my gf and I matching underwear

For me at least, reddits ban bot has gotten way too sensitive and the reviewers don’t actually read the appeal. I got a permaban for “threatening violence” just saying the word “kill” in context of a cat hunting birds, tried to appeal and immediately got a notification that the ban won’t be reversed, because they obviously didn’t read the comment that triggered the ban.

So now I’m here