Not to be the cliche guy… But trades work was my answer

I abhor interacting with people… Now I have maybe 4 people to talk to in a whole day. I just do my job and go home

You guys realize there’s jobs that don’t require constant screen usage right?

As many women as he has mudflaps maybe…

I’m the Forman at my metal shop… If you’re not swearing in front of customers I don’t give a fuck.

As long as you keep a cool head and pay attention to who’s in the building, I’ll let you get away with most things

Old middle eastern lady called me habibi once in a checkout line…

Still think about that sometimes

This is some DataisBeautiful shit right here

You can imagine why lmao

Ehhh, more of an artsy psychological thriller imo.

Patterson and Dafoe are brilliant in their mania though.

If it was 5 words, ‘crib for sale; never used’

Crib for sale

Also living places without draconian laws also exists

Just don’t lick the residue and you’ll be just fine

This guy pisses in plants

Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…

Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick

It’s yeast production on your dogs skin 🥰🐕

It’s weird when you see a random picture on the internet… And you know exactly where that photo was taken as you’ve been there before.

This one is one of those for me

Cabazon California… Just outside of the Palm Springs area.

About 1.5 hours SE of Los Angeles

Kinda somehow trained my dogs to expertly remove socks from feet… Started as a puppy with an interest in toe biting, decided to try to mould it into something positive. Lots of "OWW"s later, she will delicately nibble the tip of your sock to seperate a bit of fabric from the toe, then grab on, and tug straight backwards (you gotta point your toe to help her out) and voila! Sock removed.

Thought it was dumb but 7 years later, my pregnant wife thinks it’s the fucking bees knees

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