Holy cow! It’s like a new comic, who inspired you?

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I saw them live 7-8 years ago in Dallas, awesome show! Went to the bar run by the same concert venue afterwards, they were in there hanging out! I got to take photo with them and everything, loved it!

Not sure.The more I think about it, the stranger it feels, yeah.

They should be lucky enough to breathe my exhaust!

Don’t you want a kiss from a rose?

I never considered using it to price other items! Don’t got that stealing mindset, I guess.

If you go the bottle jack route it wouldn’t hurt to keep a jack stand as well, so if the bottle fails for some reason the jack stand is a backup.

Having a jack stand is essential anyways for any under-car work, like changing your oil.

The real mug

Coincidentally it’s my birthday, so it’s a beautiful horny day

CEO cheating with the HR lady headline for the past few days.