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  • Least favorite: Never had one in Canada, but the Taco Bells in India were at a premium price point for some weird reason. Was the food premium? No. Quite the opposite actually. Alongside this, definitely Tim Hortons. Fuck that place. So so unsanitary. Coffee is burnt, tea is bitter, their Boston creams taste like sugary snot packed in a sugar bomb dough… I have no idea why people get stuff from Tim’s.

    Most favorite: Calgary coop’s non packaged food or whatever it’s called. Their bakery produces DELICIOUS stuff. Very slightly more expensive than Tim’s, but their Boston creams are so so good. Less sweet AND THEY HAVE SOME FLAVOR. Their muffins and fritters are massive (and delicious).

    Coop gas bars are severely underrated too. They sell French vanillas (and other such sweet drinks like hazelnut lattes or whatever) there too! Cheaper than Tim’s, bigger portion sizes. They have coffee and tea too, but I’ve never tasted it. Oh yes, they have slushies too! Again, massive portion sizes, cheaper than Tim’s.

    There’s also the added advantage that coop is a consumer coop, so it’s closer to market socialism than the other options ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


  • The presence of the minions itself. When it is known that:

    • people roll their eyes at memes involving them, especially here.
    • they generally add nothing to the meme
    • used by boomers a lot on Facebook

    For me, here’s what I was thinking when I saw this meme:

    • wholesome-ish meme
    • minions? Ew. What was the choice behind using them?
    • the community is Lemmy shitpost?
    • oh LMFAO it’s a nod at Facebook memes.
    • funny.

    Humor is subjective, and it’s ok if you don’t find a joke funny ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯











    • I thought all women had balls.
    • Testicles act as urine tanks.
    • Sex is a procedure done in a hospital, under the supervision of doctors. A couple goes to a hospital to perform sex when they plan on having a baby.
    • Penetrative sex involves parting butt cheeks and “dropping the penis in”. This was my first wet dream lmfao, where I was “dropping my dick” in a hot friend. Except, the friend was a boy and so was I.
    • Thinking I was straight.

    (Clearly, I got access to porn quite late, and sex Ed didn’t exist at school or home)







  • TerranFenrir@lemmy.caOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldBedtime story
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    3 months ago

    Hm, maybe some of the agents invented immortality? Technology that could do away with mortality? Or maybe they just came across a cheat code? It’s kinda irrelevant how they ended up being immortal. What is relevant is what happened after immortality was achieved.

    Death acted as a natural end to resource accumulation for a given agent. Immortality led to never before seen resource disparities. God emperor levels of resource disparities.

    These accelerated war, which accelerated resource disparities which then accelerated war, which finally concluded with the great genocide.