I wish I could upvote this more

3:30pm, sips double expresso, “huh?”

I like the wording customary alot more then people spoutn’ “standard”

Sketchy passing manuover in a charity motorcycle race.

To be honest we were racing honda 90’s (honda passports in NA) so every pass was sketchy, but this is high on my daft list.

Diceing with a pro rider for a couple of laps, huge fun, close racing, a long lefthander coming up, I knew he had a big advantage here, his skinny ass could lean more here (ground clearance is a problem on soggy commuter bikes) so each lap he’d gain a little lead here, this time i’d nailed the corner, got close, two back markers ahead, didn’t lift, passed the pro guy, dived between the backmarkers, over a greasy kerb, massive highside/slapper, kept it pinned and pulled away, I think I scared the pro because I didn’t see him until it was all over.

I had the biggest shit eating smile under my helmet the whole time.

Or alcohol. tw200 would be good on medieval paths.

I did not have arse whisk on my bingo card today

Got done with a 12 hour shift, hopped on the motorbike and zipped off, lost the frontend on like second corner, hadn’t taken into account the cold tarmac first thing in the morning cause my dumb ass thought I was just done with a DAY shift.