You don’t need to screw to nut.

Which, unfortunately for you, has no relevance in this thread as it isn’t a medical word.

Nice try though. :)

I haven’t set foot on ‘dry land’ since Napster started.

Stevie Wonder much?

Hmm, you’re not very good at ths sort of thng are you?

Except in Germany. Anything put outside for refuse collection is considered property of the town or city.

Taking something from the pile is punished as theft, and if caught, you will be fined.

Out cats are always in the last place I look.

Why would I keep looking after I found them?

slam the breaks more

Not to mention the brakes too.

Look in any English language dictionary. Show me an entry that states a couple is more than two.

I‘ll wait.

Look in any English language dictionary. Show me an entry that states a couple is more than two

I‘ll wait.

Further adds to something to something.

‘Trump is a twat. Further, Vance is too’.

Farther is a greater distance: Glasgow is farther away from Dover than London’.

Why is it weird?

You could just say ‘two weeks’, but you could also say ‘a fortnight’.

Come to think of it, you could even say ‘a couple of weeks’

Wrong. A couple is two exactly. After the wedding: Oh look at the happy couple. There aren’t 3 or 4 people standing there, 2 people are standing there. A couple.

To couple train carriages together means to attach two carriages together. There are more carriages behind that one, but they were all individually coupled together.

Yeah, not mine.

But where will Europe sell their old ‘failed-safety-inspection-too-expensive-to-repair’ cars now, if Africa goes electric?

/s - just in case

Upvoted just for nincompoop. I haven’t heard that in decades.

After a quick butchers at the list, I think they are going after streaming sites rather than torrent sites per se.

No worries mate, we all po it.

FYI higher hire

I need hearing aids. My aids are so small they fit completely in my ear, so unless you are standing up close, you can’t see they are in. I’ve had them for about 3 years and I’m still blown away how small they are and how well they help me.