ITT: people who start screaming because they don’t realise the # at the start of a line has special meaning, and turns it into a heading.

The edit to make “Surely” bold is the icing on the cake.

but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway

As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don’t fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.

Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.

Duolingo isn’t in the business to teach you a a language, that would mean you won’t need the app anymore.

I’ve used Babbel, it seems more to learn a language, but it requires a paid plan to use. It does work more like an actual language course though, with more emphasis on longer sessions instead of 5 min per day.

When I started working for my current employer, I was surprised by how much ram my VDI has. We’re not allowed to code on our own devices (but those are still specced out) but 64 Gs of ram in a virtual desktop was a welcome environment to work in.

Creating a ~ folder isn’t the tricky part. Removing it is.

(until you figure it out once)

Wait… is it the tiny camel at the bottom?

Yes, it appears it is. I thought it was Apache Camel but I was corrected as per the hump count.

I do like setting things up.

Then I realise I need to fuck around with DNS to get it working nicely.

I’m thankful for AI. It guarantees my job as developer will continue to exist to repair all future AI-damage.

Stackoverflow: exists solely from the urge of developers to help developers, and since ExpertsExchange was paid dogshit.
This meme: pisses on its whole purpose.

In case of phones, there’s less of a myriad of operating systems and libraries.

A typical Android app is (eventually) Java with some bundled dependencies and ties in to known system endpoints (for stuff like notifications and rendering graphics).

For windows these installers are usually responsible for getting the dependencies. Which is why some installers are enormous (and most installers of that size are web installers, so it looks smaller).

Docker is more aimed at developers and server deployment, you don’t usually use docker for desktop applications. This is the area where you want to skip inconsistencies between environments, especially if these are hard to debug.

Yes, apt-get update is, to the best of my knowledge, functionally identical to apt update.

I think “Danger” might be putting it lightly…

If I’m to understand [email protected] correctly, it’s something that’s:

Extremely hazardous,
non flamable, Extremely unstable, Reactive to water

And if ox means oxidising, reacts to exposure to oxigen.

I thought Lithium, but that catches fire and this is non-flammable.

I haven’t a clue what this could be, but now I’m curious.

I’ve added some of those. Actually sharing can just be a link to the publish URL for Facebook. Not in any way different from a normal link to other websites.

The share button usually just uses the Share API, which is handled by your browser.

But yes, you can use the Facebook and Twitter javascript api to add additional tracking and “a more fluent experience”, but it’s usually easier to not do that.

So that’s what those docks are for!?

Been hitting the rum supply again, ye scallywag?

Also, I wish my urologist had believed me when I said I wasn’t numb for my vasectomy.

I was undersedated for that one too. Hurt like a mother, but I never realised I may be under sedated so I just challenged through.

No issues in the end though. Just a firm reminder to ask for a double dose next time.

I too, tried using regex to strip html tags. This was in php with hardly any knowledge of oop.

A university education really improved me there, since they trained you in Java to a high degree within 20 weeks (alongside stuff like UML). PHP is a fine starter language, but as applications grow, a more native oop approach with build-time validation, really made me a better developer.

Hey, fuck you and your kink shaming