You can ignore these HDMI-CEC instructions to make your pc sleep instead. I’ve configured this before but I’m currently on a phone and too intoxicated to look it up.

I’m using Matter with HA, works just fine. For cheap sensors you can look at Frient or Shelly.

Put a gun against the hull
Pulled the trigger, now it’s full

I jack off

Almost, ctrl+R, ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

At $30 per haircut

What? That cheap? When I went to a mediocre barber, I had to pay 35 eur, but now it’s more like 45 eur. ^(forgot to shitpost)

What kind of economy are you in? My haircuts are 48 million euro per month (they’re on a subscription, but I locked in a good deal as an early adopter), that’s why I’m not rich, no other reason.

As a Dutchie, I was amazed at the night trains in Sweden and Finland.

Especially Finland was crazy: 92 eur for two in a private sleeper to get from Helsinki to Lapland (with interrail) is nothing compared to a seat in the sleeper train from Amsterdam to Vienna (50+ eur p.p. for a six person dorm).

Although coming back it’s weird that we whine about the Dutch railroads. Those are crazy reliable, I must never realised.

Exist

ITT: people who start screaming because they don’t realise the # at the start of a line has special meaning, and turns it into a heading.

The edit to make “Surely” bold is the icing on the cake.

but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway

As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don’t fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.

Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.

Duolingo isn’t in the business to teach you a a language, that would mean you won’t need the app anymore.

I’ve used Babbel, it seems more to learn a language, but it requires a paid plan to use. It does work more like an actual language course though, with more emphasis on longer sessions instead of 5 min per day.

When I started working for my current employer, I was surprised by how much ram my VDI has. We’re not allowed to code on our own devices (but those are still specced out) but 64 Gs of ram in a virtual desktop was a welcome environment to work in.

Creating a ~ folder isn’t the tricky part. Removing it is.

(until you figure it out once)

Wait… is it the tiny camel at the bottom?

Yes, it appears it is. I thought it was Apache Camel but I was corrected as per the hump count.

I do like setting things up.

Then I realise I need to fuck around with DNS to get it working nicely.

I’m thankful for AI. It guarantees my job as developer will continue to exist to repair all future AI-damage.

Stackoverflow: exists solely from the urge of developers to help developers, and since ExpertsExchange was paid dogshit.
This meme: pisses on its whole purpose.

In case of phones, there’s less of a myriad of operating systems and libraries.

A typical Android app is (eventually) Java with some bundled dependencies and ties in to known system endpoints (for stuff like notifications and rendering graphics).

For windows these installers are usually responsible for getting the dependencies. Which is why some installers are enormous (and most installers of that size are web installers, so it looks smaller).

Docker is more aimed at developers and server deployment, you don’t usually use docker for desktop applications. This is the area where you want to skip inconsistencies between environments, especially if these are hard to debug.

Yes, apt-get update is, to the best of my knowledge, functionally identical to apt update.