Peak airport energy: minding your business, reading a book, accidentally becoming internet famous 😅

Ah yes, readable code… if you’re fluent in Ancient Developer.

The real miracle isn’t Word’s features, it’s how it’s still the default after decades of collective pain.

Drug tests are expensive theater. If the goal is accountability, audits and transparent reporting actually work.

“Uptime” — aka the anxiety meter for every sysadmin.