SharkAttak

Oh don’t worry, it was just a joke about Newark being sketchier than it looks.

Yeah, just… don’t follow it into the basement.

I see no 50ft drops here yet

Honestly I’d feel lucky just to have come out of there alive…

In this case I’d say it’s more of a “I’d need a bookcase specifically for that 1000+ manga”

Also doubles as a dildo. Multi-purpose, useful!

Mr.Magorium vibes

Depends… I bet in the head of Mr. Chiv there, it’s still a slave.

It’s like watching a kid doing a thing that he, and only he, thinks would make you very angry. They’re so deep in their propaganda cult hole that they have their own subterranean culture. You know, like molochs.

If it’s not binary what is it, hexadecimal?

There’s an Italian nursery rhyme about this being the reason there are no more unicorns, dunno if it’s known elsewhere too.

The poor things, they look so scared.

Atlas shrugged: “I don’t get it, I don’t care”.

That’s not the Pope, but the iCarly backstage.

So, an elaborate form of “if I told you, I’d have to kill you after”

“well, with how things are going…”
“You’ll find out soon enough”
“You know about mice and ships…?”
Refuse to elaborate further.

Apple sponsored fear mongering, I’d say. It’s almost like they had an interest in keeping people away from the alternative.

What does “learn another client” even means?

Assuming that you survive long enough.

Isn’t it possible to migrate accounts?