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2 hours agoWhich was a shame as Taco bell won the fast food wars.
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6·1 day agoDumpster Fire has evolved into a Garbage Dump Fire.
This implies that Trump is a Lich. That is a terrifying thought.
The book is about being ungovernable. Pirates are pretty ungovernable.
Like a fucking old troll filled with nothing except for hate?
Books are amazing. Did anyone know you can get a book about being ungovernable?
Or why it’s morally okay to blow up pipelines?
Books are amazing. I imagine you could find a book for any kind of idea.
I would love to see African, any Indengious, Central Asia, and Eastern Europe. What do all these mythologies have in common? They’re not Anglo Saxon white.
The world was colonized by Western European countries who exported their preferred mythology.
Now, Greek, Roman, and Norse mythologies are now the default mythologies.
That was someone’s retirement grease!
They say death and taxes are the only the constants in life. I would like to add “BMW drivers not using the turn signals.”
Cube is life.
How does one join the cult for The Cube?
Your wife’s boyfriend.
I mean we still send out people to collect bags of ice. It’s a shame we keep losing people. Probably should sell the bags for more than $2.50.
I typically listen to these after taking my morning LSD
Best time to do LSD. Can still go to bed on time and get a good night sleep.
After all, it’s a citizen’s right, not a privilege.
If rights don’t apply to everyone, then they are privileges.
SWEEEEET!
What does MINE say?
SWEET! What does mine say?
5·1 month agoHear me out. All the candidates have take an absurd amount of LSD. We’re talking ego death levels of LSD.
Each candidate has was to walk into the middle of an one acre cornfield to grab the flag. They then must make their own back out of the cornfield with the flag.
All this in the dark. Plus for some added fun for us, random mannequins through out the corn field.
32·1 month agoYou can’t have drawing submissions unless some draws a penis.
There are two stages when doing with Nazis.
In the first stage: mock the ever loving shit out of Nazis. Nazi thrive on being making people afraid of them. Hard for people to he afraid of you when everyone is mocking you.
Glitter bomb, flaming bags of poop, toilet paper, egg the Fuentes house. Draw penises on the walls. The more juvenile the prank, the better. Hard to be afraid of someone when they have massive penis spray painted on the garage door.
Second stage kicks in when Nazis start getting violent. Kick those fuckers right in the crotch. Stop them from being able to breed.