Get some bars on your windows. The bars will really accentuate the room.

That’s why I have a character sheet with all my stats.

Are you doing deloaded weeks to help with recovery?

It’s not just load back. People have to strengthen their core, chest, and upper back.

All those muscles work together to help with good posture.

Yet man continues in their folly to unseat the goose.

We are witnessing the hubris of man.

I miss the days when we made kids fight for the International Championship belt.

Hammock tent. All the advantages of a tent and a hammock.

Don’t have to worry about your tent getting flooded, no need for an air mattress or sleeping pad.

As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.

Yes, Moth. This one right here is preaching heresy.

I read that in Phil Sebben’s voice.

You are truly a legend to dedicate to the bit.

Remember to leave your kids in the car to take the cookies out when they done.

Born to late to serve in the US military in a middle east war.
Born to earlier to serve in the US military in a middle east war.
Born just in time to serve in the US military in a middle east war.

This post has been up for about a hour. Anyone want to take bets that Sandy has gotten herself dirty?

Fiddles with their glasses

Myspace? Is that some sort of hangout for the youth of today?

Reference.

Fly into space and reverse the Earth’s rotation. This way we travel back in time. I will the use my knowledge of the future to become like Lex Luthor.

Hey niece, I like your new look. Glad to see you rocking the big, hairy middle age guy look. Really digging then balding. What made you decide this new look?

Yes, I have a lamp for you.

Are Ls just a joke to us?