Wait, so I can take my cat somewhere and have them scratch someone else besides me?

This sounds like candidate for malicious compliance. Just say 1st Jan, when that doesn’t work 2nd Jan, then 3rd Jan and on and on until you crack it

Ah fuck no, I’d just gone long enough that I forgot this existed

Parsta or even parstar

But pronounced with a hard R

The bottom is also on a transparent screen