SeeMarkFly

Who cares what time it is, I have a Rolex.

I am one of the unfortunate ones that, during a double-blind test, became addicted to placebos. My life is now a living hell. I can’t fine any good placebos anywhere. I go to the drug store and say “throw me a life saver”, they give me butterscotch.

The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.

It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.

I order the vegetarian pizza because I like all the vegetables but then I add two toppings of meat because I like meat.