I used to subscribe to r/rule34 for a laugh but somewhere along the line it went from being silly to being an excuse to make underage cartoon characters into porn. So this list doesn’t surprise me.

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl.

They took away our pogs, so then we started playing card games like speed or war. Then they banned card games saying we were “gambling” even though we weren’t.

There was an episode of The Girls Next Door in the early 00s where they go to the Renaissance Faire and they had someone teaching them words from that era and one of them was Sausage Wallet and it cracked me up back then and still does to this day.

I need an adult.