Maybe that’s her way of having fun.

Me either, I’m too old and inflexible to try that anymore.

Fucking “features”. Can’t software just be finished? I bought App. App does exactly what I need it to do. Leave. It. Alone.

I use Proton and their “email alias” feature which is sort of like Apple’s “hide my email” - generates you a receive only email address that you can hand out and turn off whenever you want.

Of course, the trade off here is that if I ever wanted to leave Proton (or Apple if I were using Hide My Email) migrating each of these addresses one by one would be a bitch and a half.

And by extension black women are double women. Extra un-gay, very heterosexual.

coward, I bet you don’t pipe curl into bash either.

cut the power cord off things

…how does that work when you legitimately want or need to use that thing?

Recite the GPL in its entirety over a bag of Fritos a la the Eucharist. The Fritos will transsubstantiate into that thing he ate off his foot that one time.

Ehh. Whichever way he goes, there’s always going to be a “JD had him killed” conspiracy theory.