I put that out but the stupid chicken choked while I was looking for a YouTube video 4:42 long

Innuendo in my ass.

If I’d seen this post a few minutes earlier it could have been Good Old-fashioned lover boy in my ass, and a bit later would have been I want it all in my ass.

The Queen back catalogue is full of winners for this game.

What’s the risk of back doors?

Reminds me of the time a military algorithm was accidentally trained to conclude that tanks are only concealed in tree lines on overcast days.

https://youtu.be/PugcxQYJGjs?

Yes, she knows there’s a chicken in there. She’s just unaware that a select few of us are onto her.

Could fit more than a couple of roast quail though

This is already well established flat earther bollocks

Don’t forget the forked tongue right there on the logo!

I saw the thumb and just thought, Macos for maco Monday?

Unfortunately he’s also a liar who frequently pretends to be other (usually fictional) people.

“Exhibit A: I looked at the truck and decided I wanted to buy it”

Same, but Makita. My parents had a handheld Dyson, and it was a pain at times because they had to charge it when it died, or you found no one had charged it at the worst times. Because I always have a spare Makita battery it’s just a case of swapping them over and sticking the dead on on the charger while you continue vacing

And bears, although there’s some overlap there.

Battery powered handheld vacuum cleaner. Though I’d only use it for bits and bobs and still use the big Dyson for most of the cleaning, but the hand vac gets used a lot more. Also, a spot cleaner for carpets/upholstery. I did expect it to be useful, and it means we no longer periodically hire a rug doctor, but i hadn’t appreciated how useful a wet vac is for spills, not to mention the time the dishwasher drain pump failed and I didn’t have to mess around bailing it out.

https://i.imgur.com/eKfQdxY.gif

“Digital librarian”

I’m in the UK, the supermarket is less than 10 minutes away by car, but it seems impossible to spend less than an hour in there shopping for a family of 4. There’s a smaller shop in walking distance, but everything costs more there and it’s not economical for a weeks worth (not to mention the more limited range).
My solution is to pay the big store to pick it for me, then I just collect it. Cheaper than delivery, they’re the ones sat waiting for me and if there’s a sub I don’t like or something I forgot, it’s just a quick visit, not an odyssey.
Still use the local but just for top ups if needed