Can confirm.

By all means. Full us in!

F1nnster the W1nnster

She looks so much my old lady, Pico!

As an autist, I find this assertion nonsensical and offensively reductive.

Sometimes, it’s because they’ve lost the source code. Perfect example is Panzer Dragoon Saga. SEGA would love to remaster it, but the original source is gone, and it’s apparently too financially risky to invest in rewriting from scratch.

Stephen King’s Bill Hodges trilogy: Mr. Mercedes, Finders Keepers, & End of Watch.

Love this!

Think you better quit letting shit slip…

The solution: no human contact.

If you like Privateer, check out Double Damage Games “Rebel Galaxy: Outlaw”. Excellent game with a lot of sadly lost potential due to the dev being run out of game development by hostile and entitled “gamers”.

Darkstar One. And it is just now getting rereleased, so it doesn’t count.

So instead, I’ll pick The Legend of Dragoon on PSX. Such a fun RPG that really needs revisited.

That’s definitely a mental image right there.

Yer gonna need a much longer pole…

Persona. I’ve had conversations with friends after playing P4 or P5 for awhile where I wondered what response would max out my confidant points with them.

I really wish I could remember the name of it, but it’s about a lawyer who effectively puts the devil on trial, except it’s really messed up in parts. There’s this entire sequence involving a girl, a young child, who over time seduces the main character who describes in great detail the experience of screwing this child, only for it to be revealed that the girl was the devil/a demon of some sort whose sole purpose is to corrupt the main character. The majority of the book was great, but that particular sequence was well into distasteful and disturbing.

I think it was called Son of the Endless Night, but I’m not certain if that’s correct.

Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!

The “obsessively fixate on collecting Transformers and video games” quadrant.

You’ve clearly never had the transcendent experience of shitting in the woods. Or behind a dumpster at the Circle K.

Ooooooh yeeeeeah, brother! Can yooooou dig it?