I’m a millionaire today thanks to hard work and a billion dollar inheritance.

They aren’t

That part of that song bothers me. If someone is just complaining they aren’t going to be a good guest at a party.

The p is definitely meant to be silent

This won’t work if you can ever take more than 1 damage. If you were at 1 and received 2 damage you would become invincible. You’d want to do less than or equal to.

I think I waited for about 2 and a half days for mine. Turns out the Walmart I was at didn’t get as many as they said so they gave me an iou. Fortunately they did actually get them in a week later.