Scandal: 10 Masterpiece: 6 Stress: 9
Barely wrote anything 10/10
I remember this thread once a year and I love reading it every time
I have tasted the “gravy” in the wet food. Not disgusting, but definitely not interested in trying it again. When I worked at a pet store one of those birthday biscuits came in broken so my manager has written it off. He offered me to try a piece and those were honestly not bad. A less sweet cookie basically.
Real men use real poo
Euro Truck Simulator 2, so all things considered, pretty chill
Ah, rain. Nature’s bidet
I have never connected to pasta on such an emotional level before
I’m partial to Diplomacy myself.
(I lied I just want to name drop the game lol)
It’s impacting my morale and performance
I can’t think of a funnier sentence if I tried
her own boyfriend audiobook library
mfw I’m a sighted straight man and will never have my own boyfriend audiobook library
Have an Elantra called Snubs. The previous owner called it Ellie, after thr main character of The Last of Us, not because of the model name lol
Pretty mild but some guy with a box wine was harassing me the whole time he was on a coach bus. During a rest stop the driver saw me and asked if he was bothering me and I said yes. He said I could’ve reported him sooner and he’ll deal with it. Never saw box wine guy ever again.
Also, on a separate trip, dude got on and immediately took his shoes off and stunk up the whole bus. Legit forgot what regular air smells like.
Saw Simple Plan recently. Looking around the crowd while we sang I’m Just a Kid… yeah
The rogue in my d&d group made a PowerPoint presentation to me, the DM, about why she should be allowed to run an orphan powered criminal underground. I posted one of the slide on Mastodon and she wanted to see other’s comments on it so I linked it to the group. It’s the only time Mastodon has ever came up outside of talking to my partner about it lol