Well, I’ll try anything once, but that’s a tough sell

Is it served hot or cold?

Fresh off Jack’s bean stalk

People liked it. Got a lot of props after even though the like halfway through it got bad

Engineering… Aaaffirmative

The drivers seemed fine when I was there, but I’m from the US where no one follows any of the rules of the road. Fuck all that shit tho. Not important. This is.

Ask a local for a good place to get this dish. You have to call it in like 4 hours in advance but it is fucking worth the wait. When we went to Plitvice Lakes National Park, the guy that drove us out there and was a guide of sorts recommended it and asked if he wanted to stop and get it on the way back. We did, and he called it in on the way to the waterfalls. We stopped at this Podunk middle of nowhere restaurant and I was sussed af, but damn if it wasn’t one of the best meals I ever had.

https://jaywaytravel.com/croatia/travel-guide/croatian-food-and-wine/peka-traditional-cooking-method

I did this song at karaoke night once. Karaoke didn’t have the opening lyrics;

Arf Arf

Don’t get it twisted

THIS RAP SHIT IS MINE. MOTHERFUCKER

ITS NOT. A. FUCKIN. GAME!

FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD!

it’s what you hearin’

Listen

it’s what you hearin’

Listen

Best believe I yelled the whole part a la DMX. Really woke up the bar. Killed the first bars n then realized I didn’t remember the rest n it got really sloppy lol. Good ass times.

Damn, and u got the Spider-Man edition? Jealous af

Just curious, what kind of diet are you feeding this venomous snake?

Venus and Serena got their asses handed to them in their prime by the ranked 203 male tennis player.

https://www.theguardian.com/observer/osm/story/0,,543962,00.html

The women’s US National team lost to a regional U15 boys team.

cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/

Physiology, males are bigger, faster, and stronger. It is not fair to women to put them in the same contest as males in any sport that requires those 3 things puts women at a massive disadvantage and would lead to fewer opportunities for female athletes to succeed.

Glad I’m not the only one

LMAO. I didn’t remember that name but I had a feeling I knew who it was. This guy’s arm stayed on though

I think this is a common thing with boy scouts. We happened upon an accident in between stations at camp. A kid ran up and tells us his dad crashed his car and he needed help. There was a man who was laying in front of the truck on the ground. His arm was bleeding profusely. We needed to administer first aid. The guy had a bunch of blood all over his arm and he was acting all incoherent. We decided to Jerry rig a tourniquet to stop the bleeding and send someone up the road to find a phone (pre cell phone days) The whole experience was super traumatic. All staged. Fuckers. They even had a pump shooting out fake blood from the guys arm.

I’ll bet 10:1 odds if you sent the DNA off to 23 and me it’d come back Uighur.

So Mike Tyson can’t say that stuff is messed up… Shame

Well… Did you win?

There’s one family owned hill in Tahoe called Diamond Peak that I still frequent. It’s unfortunate because it’s not the greatest hill in Tahoe (by fucking far) but hey, they let kids 6 and under ride for free, and while it is still expensive, it’s much less than their corporate counterparts. It’s also nice that I can bring my kids and not go broke. Most of my old stomping grounds have been bought by Vail and the like. It’s a shame because I would like to take my son to Squaw, Alpine Meadows, Northstar, and Heavenly but they are just way to God damn expensive now. I got a gondola pass for my wife recently at Heavenly. SEVENTY FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS. Mind you, that just gets you to mid mountain and no skiing/snowboarding. Those used to be $15 before Vail came along. They’re also charging for fucking parking now too. They’ve sucked all the fun out of the sport for sure.

Ha, I had a similar feeling when I went off a jump snowboarding that I literally asked my buddy if they made bigger overnight on the chairlift up. As I’m in the air, thought “yep, they definitely made it bigger. Holy fuck, I’m still in the air, I’ve never been in the air this long.” I actually landed it for like a second, then I completely ate shit n broke my wrist. Fun times!

I saw a lady slip on a banana peel irl outside of the Disney store in Dublin, Ireland. I didn’t even know it was possible. I felt really bad bc I couldn’t go help her up because I was laughing so hard and had to go into the Disney store so it wouldn’t look like I was laughing at her. I was just more shocked that it actually happened.

Yeah man, like I definitely can buy one out here, but my quality of life would drop significantly. I’ve got enough for a down payment n we both make 220ish k/ year combined. I just don’t want to spend all my fucking money on a place to shit and sleep.