I feel like North Carolina is somehow responsible for this.

That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.

Fucking woooosh.

Welp. Hope they like their foot soldiers on every corner.

Quite the keyboard warrior you are. As far as I can tell, there’s only been one Luigi, and even with him going first Americans are still too cowed to fight, INCLUDING you.

This is why we have the 2nd amendment, right here.

No it isn’t. I agree tip culture is ridiculous, but if you go somewhere where that is the norm, and then you don’t tip, you’re an asshole. No question.

I guess? If it did you’d Luigi. Too comfortable for that? I’d do it too, but you first.

Just like sandstorms!

What movie!

Ha. I’m American, we don’t have those things. Just rugged individualism.

Whoops. Typed too fast.

Can get that from a chat at the bar. Sustained meaningful relationships are the best way to lead to depression and severe physiological trauma. Fuck that shit.

Why the fuck does everyone want to be in sustained meaningful relationships?

This bait is sooooo obvious and you still have biters.

I would download a car. Sorry bro.

There are 9 in the source.

Won’t tell you the what, but nah, I’m still here.

That’s a cop, not military. I know those thugs love to roleplay like actual warriors, but one of us swore to defend the people, and the other swore to oppress them.

There isn’t a more protected class of people than an American white woman. You’re right, they have way more rights than men, you Goddamn misandrist.