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I think I spelled it wrong. Wattle seems to be correct. But it’s like the skin on your neck below the jaw. One of the lawyers on the show was always asking people if he could touch their wattle

Lots of waddle touching in that show

John Mulaney’s take

Did you mean to post this on shittyasklemmy?

Yeah I know but the way they talk is just kinda creepy

Oh man I don’t know why numbers stations are so spooky but they spook me out

Personal is crazy

Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow

I feel like flipping your tongue down like that while saying “no” gives it a certain definitiveness

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

Just do the audio version and fuck it up as bad as you can. It’s much more lenient

Would wear that T-shirt

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

Procrasurbation

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better