PrimeErective

Yeah I know but the way they talk is just kinda creepy

Oh man I don’t know why numbers stations are so spooky but they spook me out

Personal is crazy

Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow

I feel like flipping your tongue down like that while saying “no” gives it a certain definitiveness

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

Just do the audio version and fuck it up as bad as you can. It’s much more lenient

Would wear that T-shirt

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

Procrasurbation

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Why would you want whirled peas?

I like to say "“Sorry, it’s my first day!” when I screw up at something that should be easy for me as a seasoned employee

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

Eagle River?!