PrimeErective

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

Just do the audio version and fuck it up as bad as you can. It’s much more lenient

Would wear that T-shirt

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

Procrasurbation

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Why would you want whirled peas?

I like to say "“Sorry, it’s my first day!” when I screw up at something that should be easy for me as a seasoned employee

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

Eagle River?!

I hear if you eat too much, you get sick. Shrimp are pretty rich

This is the kind of Internet censorship I can get behind. Unfortunately I can still read the name of the store though

TARANTULA

Falafel makes your farts smelafel

I know, the average person probably only knows 2, maybe 3 distros Max

And Mint

Yes, of course Mint