PhoenixDog

Just call them American and be done with it.

With all due respect… What is wrong with you?

Because “I make a perfectly average dish that is neither great nor terrible” doesn’t roll off the tongue as well.

In Mac and Cheese apparently.

It’s only a matter of time before Trump literally eats a baby and MAGA cheers him on while restricting abortions because “think of the children”.

Every so often I still go on a Bo Burnham Binge.

And it costs me so much because then for two weeks afterwards my ADHD brain just has his songs on repeat when I’m at work or trying to sleep.

This is pretty much it. I do it because fuck you.

While I also work on trying to unionize my entire industry.