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A key difference is that for learning sites, those who hold the purse strings are usually not those who actually use the website. They only need to convince the school administry or corporate procurement, but care little about the actual users.
Phoenix3875@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•This meme keep evolving day by day.
139·15 days agoI love that the shark can take down whole modern digital infrastructure, but it can’t stop C developers from writing dynamic arrays.
Phoenix3875@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Leak Reveals Gemini 3.0 Is Just Gemini 2.5 Through GNU Parallel
15·18 days agoBefore I help you with your homework, please consider citing this work. IT WON’T COST YOU A CENT. If you pay 10000 EUR you should feel free to use without citing. Now back to the homework…
Turns out the real treasure is the friendship all along. Anywho, about the salary…
The encyclopedia itself is Ferns: British and Exotic by E. J. Lowe. It’s in public domain now. A PDF scan is available on the Internet Archive.
Phoenix3875@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Working in a large corporation is a place where you get paid for
2·2 months agoFirst royal flush bingo.
You’re seeing the matrix.
If you would have been controlled by Ratatouille, what happens when you cut your hairs?
You cursed too much.
Killing the vibe
We did a similar prank to a classmate at school.
He fell asleep in the afternoon and got up after school. We started to unpack our stuff and told him that it’s the next morning and he spent the whole night in the classroom.
It didn’t take long for him to figure out, but it was funny.
Phoenix3875@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I could use some serious advice as to whether or not to do this
39·4 months agoEnd with “see you next time”.
Some plastic bins are acid resistant. I only learned this from Walter White.



0 out of 10 no valve involved.