I thought the future would be cooler

A damn sight better than fucking corn.

I make floor pads for the company that builds the playlands. They still exist, in Canada at least. I sent a whole bunch to Puerto Rico after the hurricane, but they were for Burger King.

Did you know it’s called horse radish because it looks like a horse’s cock?

10 packs of underwear for $8.99.

I’m guessing Putin set him up with a lady with a penis. I bet the “piss tape” is Trump putting the moves on a pretty lady and then finding her dick. Calling the date ‘Bubba’ is them being in on the joke.

The good old ecstatic condition.

Anywhere else and it’s just sparkling cheese.

If you have never come across a down filled coat you probably live somewhere that you don’t need a down filled coat.

I envy your climate.

Do the dishes you lazy fuck.

Tailors shears.

This event teaches us the power of our purchases. If you want big businesses to not be evil, stop giving them money. Imagine what a general strike would accomplish if these guys couldn’t stand losing advertising revenue for a week.

A meter is a Baker’s yard. 3 free inches!

It’s funny how the biggest argument for metric is that it’s so accurate but in real life use it degrades to “close enough”. My main problem with metric is that I can’t get my pencil that sharp.

If only they made a meter equal a yard. Then we could all be bilingual.

I’ve just had experiences with Ai help chats where when I started typing the Ai would try to finish my sentence and would jump the cursor around making it absolutely unusable. I had to type in note pad and copy it into the chat. Staggeringly useless. So if this ‘mind reading’ Ai is like that I don’t predict good results.

Also, fuck you quickbooks.

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Don’t be such a decoration-pilled simp. He’s an alphausteritist. ^/s

It’s not my job to defend furnishings. If you think a room with a cinder block in it is ‘furnished’ I don’t think it’s my job to convince you otherwise. But that doesn’t mean you get to talk shit about the upholstery trade.