But they don’t want you to switch to “the new cool stuff”. They want you to switch to “the ad serving platform”

We’d have to ask the Supreme Court if that’s the case and the way those “super neutral judges” act… maybe we wait until after the election for that one.

That’s what happens around any toilet in a 2km radius when Taco Bell has a major sale.

If Donald is immune, isn’t Kamala immune if she orders the FBI to throw him in the brig if (please, don’t fuck this up! VOTE!) she becomes president?

standing on the shoulders of giants.

Shit… I can’t believe that the author let us hanging like this… Stupid cliffhangers!

Oh absolutely. It’s a barrier that doesn’t need to fall right away. But I stand by my opinion that it does have to fall.

If you’re ever having children, there will be many things that are “a bit gross”, be it in pregnancy, during childbirth, after childbirth or just diapers.

She’ll (rightfully) expect you to deal with all that, right? If pimples are where the “that’s gross, not gonna do it” line is, things will get rough.

I was replying to the person who posted the Henry Ford-article about gut bacteria and ADHD. Thanks for adding this information, though, people might need it for the original article as well.

Any reporting about a study that conveniently forgets to mention the number of people that took part in the study is immediately suspicious

I love the smell of salmonella and the feeling of egg white clots on my skin

Imagine being presented with an aircraft. You bloody well know what it does and you get permission to disassemble the whole thing to your heart’s content. How big of a task do you think it’d still be to be able to work out how the winged metal tube works and why it does what it does when it does it?

Exactly.

I like my jokes as I like two men walking into a bar: without any logical coherence whatsoever

What misery are we talking about?

I wholeheartedly agree, just for different reasons than presented here. Yet, especially as long as they look like moles, posting them isn’t that bad.

I’ve never posted pictures of my child online. I don’t even post them on private chats. Just via my immich instance to his grandmas and aunts.

So because you don’t understand which feelings this almost blind ugly little meatbag in that photo represents, there will be those who do and who will share the joy, making the world a little less depressing as fuck. Which is a benefit. But of course,. because you can’t understand that, no one possibly can.

If your baby has that many teeth at that age, there is something wrong

Besides: it’s not their problem that you can’t empathize with people who are feeling more love and joy than you could ever imagine.

Leaves me to wonder how abysmal the deleted memes were

Whenever someone deserved a dick pick it’s the guy behind those texts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf9FYqkyfIw But’chu didnt