Seagulls seagulls everywhere.
Leaving presents in my hair.
It gives my scalp a glossy feel.
Who needs shampoo when you can have…
REAL?
🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
Seagulls seagulls everywhere.
Leaving presents in my hair.
It gives my scalp a glossy feel.
Who needs shampoo when you can have…
REAL?
🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown extra-solar colony, c. 2496 AD
He do not feel ashamed!
Hip deep in the Pepto
I got five on her like Ben Folds
I got more tail than that PetCo
You faker than some Sweet’N Low
Yeah, you got some silverware
But really, are you eating though?
That sounds like a good way to get shot…
And also how it ends.
Cat: “I know exactly what I am. I am the ceaseless wheel.”
I hope bears are not like cats, where brushing can cause a sudden switch from happy purring to happy murder spasms.
Housing problem solved?
So tight! Can barely afford to keep the plane in the air what with all the stock buybacks.
More importantly, why are your teeth not retractable?
And CEO bonuses and shareholder dividends must always be high-flying.
Don’t catch you slippin’ now