And face-eating leopards.

That guy must really love Cookie Clicker.

You may upvote now.

“You’re going to jail and when you’re done you’re joining the battlefield anyway… unless war were undeclared.”

(Phone rings and is picked up)

(Indistinct speech)

(Hangs up)

“What was that?”

“War were undeclared.”

All the more reason for the evolution - they are around snakes often.

Why yes, I am a human. I enjoy human activities such as breathing and recognising traffic lights.

I guess it depends on the time travel model at hand.

I’ll do my best not to be one, yea.

Me backing into a parking spot in Alan Wake (a horror game): “You’re goddamn right I did. I want to get out of here as soon as possible.”

It won’t work as there is no you remaining to age, die, and leave bones for you to find.

What you need to do is travel back in time, stop your past self from doing the same, and THEN going forward in time to get your bones.

Removing account karma was a good call. No account karma = no karma farming. One of the best selling points for switching from Reddit to here.

Cinematic universes shouldn’t live forever. At some point, there is just too much of it, both for people making it and for people watching it.

A few large players and the ability to choose smaller instances, and have them speak to each other, is still a huge upgrade over one player (Reddit) who doesn’t let other social media federate with it.

Not as good as the ideal fediverse, but a step in the right direction.

Yay, it’s working on Connect now!

Nah, I’m officerotting. Probably the only thing I’ve managed to do so far today is contribute to Lemmy network effect :P

And one more here, so at least two now.

Can someone recommend me a mobile app that turns c/ into links like on Reddit?

Ah, but consider:

Red Hat

(No hate to RHEL, just hat joke)

Except unlike with Reddit, we can still have the small independent instances. And there will probably be more users on them in the future than there are Lemmy users today.

Nice children get presents from Santa

Naughty children get bombed by Uncle Sam