Delivering the mail is every bit - if not more - important than killing foreigners for oil

Thank you for your service

They shoulda run Walz for prez

This! 👆

Great rebuttal. 10/10 would make lame reference again.

Great comic. 7/5 with rice.

Classic

Buddy/guy here

Interesting. Sounds nice.

Yeah apartments don’t usually pay for water or heat where I live. It’s also a huge waste of water

Not really an answer to your question, but if you live somewhere that freezes think about where your pipes are.

You gotta heat the bathroom and kitchen and any other rooms that may have pipes running through them, or you’re going to freeze and probably burst some pipes.

Or, you could leave your taps trickling, but that expensive too.

You’re in jail too because you agreed that Snow White is a fine piece of ass

I struggle with depression and choose to deal with it without medication. I have a loose mental health routine… more like a list of things to do on a daily/weekly/monthly basis.

Daily:

Shower

Eat

Spend a minimum of ten minutes cleaning my space.

If not working, spend at least 20 minutes outside; preferably doing some kind of exercise, but just chillin’ is ok too.

Weekly:

Attend some kind of social event. Doesn’t mean anything huge. I got in to D&D and that takes care of that one most weeks. Regular social activity is important.

Monthly:

Clean the bathroom! (Preferably bi-weekly)

This is not a complete list of things I do to help my mental health, but they’re the ones I force myself to do even if I don’t want to. It helps.

I also follow a general guideline I learned in therapy. Keep track of things you’re doing and put them in to one of three categories: professional development, self care, recreation.

The goal is to spend your waking hours doing these things evenly. (I suppose sleeping counts as self care in the right situation)

I’m a former addict. Been clean for 4 years now. I learned these things in recovery and the whole time I thought to myself “This should be a high school course. You don’t need to be an Addict to benefit from this stuff.”

Anyway, these things truly help me and I hope they can help you too.

Sausage, eggs, hashbrowns, and a sautéed veggie medley of onion, cabbage, zucchini, garlic and fresh grated carrot.

Actually, this is good news for plumbers. Biden’s obviously being controlled by the deep plumb.

Yeah and then I had a lady ask to check my receipt because there’s not enough room to put everything on the fucking thing all at once so I told her no and walked out.

Something something penguin spoon I’m so random

It beats the heck out of “I voted” in helvetica with a clip art wavy flag. I think the appeal is that it’s stupid, just like American politics.

If politicians start showing some self awareness more people will vote, and this pin shows self-awareness.

I dunno, that’s my stoned analysis.

Getting him out is a step in the right direction, which is the uplifting part

What is this and how does it work?

Saving this for when people say “Kamala is in office now, something something empty campaign promises”