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From the moment I understood the weakness of my carbon, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of magnesium. I aspired to the purity of the blessed Mg. Their kind cling to their flesh, as if it will not cramp and fail them.

Hydration certainly helps but can also be magnesium deficiency, since it’s a muscle relaxant.

I don’t recall this version of Batman but I’m all for it.

But it’s just 50 cents.

If the nameserver says no, then the answer obviously, is no.

They moved their desktops to ARM, now they have a single architecture to maintain. It just makes sense to dumb it down so they can ship one OS for everything they make. After all, people will blindly buy it anyway.

Well yeah that’s Apple’s whole shtick, making anything only compatible with their own ecosystem with as much lock-in as possible. It’s a genuinely drug dealer-like approach, they’ve even got “the first one’s free” with cheap Ipads and Neo.

Preservation enforced by starved lions.

It’s dependant on being able to run everything anyone could possibly need. “I don’t use it, therfore it is not essential” is the kind of approach that’s always made it niche.

Of course Adobe is still missing.

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Bloated electron apps are what makes Linux on desktop viable today at all, but you guys aren’t ready for that conversation.

The Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus.

Stamp collecting for criminals

“The good book 3.0 saith, ‘Thou shall not lie down with a human! Nor do it standing up, nor at any angle in between!’” - Preacherbot

You know that trope where there’s an amalgam big bad of all kinds of crap thrown together with something ironic in the center controlling it all? Someone ought to do Vger but it’s just an inkjet printer and it wants everyone dead because of course it does.

Fun fact, plants emit ultrasonic clicks when stressed, from some kind of bubble cavitation in their cells when there’s no water. They do be screamin their leaves off, we just can’t hear it.

Oh yeah? Well this says otherwise.

Vim users: “I feel bad for you”

Nano users: “I don’t think about you at all”