The day we understand ourstand what our cats say is the day they go back into the streets. Hopefully Google doesn’t add meow to Google Translate. 😢
The day we understand ourstand what our cats say is the day they go back into the streets. Hopefully Google doesn’t add meow to Google Translate. 😢
My nipples are on fire. Send help. 😢
It’s gonna be 10:12pm so we have time for a last meal still if you want before Jesus chucks everyone in the woodchipper. 😊
Go ahead take a drink out of it. Don’t be afraid. 🤤🤤🤤
He bought the Taco bell. They will do anything when they have the munchies.
We’re peasants and there’s nothing we can do about it.
It’s Cyber Fucked. 🤔
I’m sure it smells great in the bathroom. If I clog the bowl I have a plunger.
If you just go to a public restroom you know.
My grandma used to sharpen hers by slamming it down onto my neck. 🤔
Foiled again! 🧐
I hate when people stick there shaft in my mouth before dipping it in peanut butter!!! I mean really! 🤷♂️
Samsung. I love the foldables but I buy the older refurbished ones. I’m not paying $2,000. for a fuckin phone!
It took me a while to see it the wrong way. I was like"What’s the problem here?.. Oh now I see it. 😂"
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