Chewy goodness! One of my favorite things is a toasted bagel turkey sandy

I wonder how hard it would be to rig up a teeny drone with a bit of thermite?

Maybe you’re putting out junk food vibes? Like you have an aura of dorito dust and Marlboro smoke?

Lol where I am, crackheads would bust into that front part and have a little crackhead dacha in no time.

Bi weekly pay. Anything bast 40 a week is overtime @1.5, as is anything past 8hr a day. Holidays, if worked, are double pay. American midwestish

I wrote in Bernie, but I live in a state the umpa-lumpa was never gonna carry

Late 80’s early 90’s

It seems, looking back, it was quieter. People didn’t move around as much as they do now. The town was basically shut down by 6pm. Most of the men worked within two miles of home, and most women stayed home.

We would play outside in the afternoons and listen for the church bells. Six bells and it was time for dinner. Everyone sat down every night for dinner with their families.

And just quieter in general. Less vehicle traffic. Less airplanes. Led lights hadn’t been invented yet so you could still see the stars. No cell phones obviously.

More structure, less noise

This lesbian bar has no fire exits!

This guy gluttons!

I miss flying squid. Hope he’s doing well

Depends how stoned I am

MBA’s need to be exiled!

Clippy was cool

Old man and the sea

Hot balls of fudge the universe is a big place.

Straight to hell,

I’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,

Ha! You nerd! This was on Wikipedia’s photo of the day. Waddya do, just scroll Wikipedia like some nerd!?! Don’t worry about how I know…

I’ve got two machines, one with, one without. The one without is a glorified media box. The one with has documents and emails and such

Dudebto country! Whhhawooo!

Lol I’ve never heard the word dudebro used as an adjective, but it has now entered my vocabulary in heavy rotation.