Something like that happens every year here in the land of the fee. Someone will shoot themselves in the back of a cop car with their hands cuffed behind them. Its a great mystery.

Putins hate makes you clumsy in resoviet russia.

Its down the stairs and out the window. Or both just to make sure they are unlucky.

Every subhuman CEO’s dream.

That too.

I know its just a comic but when I see these I can’t ignore the reality that a snorkel doesn’t work if you are that deep. You can’t overcome the pressure differential.

Truth is I rarely go to a machine to fix it. I usually remote in and fix it. If I show up its gonna take more than 45 seconds. If I work on them locally I sit or look over their shoulder as I show them for the thousands times how to correct their own mistakes.

taking their chair is the real power move. Its my computer now.

Gee, thanks!

Nope they gonna get up and let me sit down.

Some people slow down when people are behind them. This holds true no matter the location or circumstance. For some its the thought of having some control in their life. Even if that control consists of being a dick length.

One turn deserves another.

“So two wrong makes a right” is said when the responding party has nothing to stand on and needs some tired old broken statement to back up their lack of argument. When anyone says that the proper response is always “One turn deserves another”. A equally useless ambiguous statement in response.

Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

Sarcasm is implied in everything I read.

I don’t tip unless the service is extra. That is what a tip is and no one is going to force that on me due to the fact their employer isn’t paying them enough.

Shit clings to one another until some other shit comes along.

Normal. This is normal.

Use mkvtoolnix and handbrake. You can quickly drop and add elements of a file with mkvtoonix and handbrake will convert most anything to H265. Its pretty fast with gpu encoding.

Beer snobs by any other name run KDE.

What’s ‘Mountain’?

Its a really big hill that is hard to climb.