Binary Caller ID

When you know the crowd downvotes are more satisfying than upvotes.

The taste of salt and food additives never was that great.

Assert dominance. After all who does number two work for?

These are days of miracle and wonder.

I hearing a Alanis Morissette song.

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/258:_Conspiracy_Theories

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/966:_Jet_Fuel

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/690:_Semicontrolled_Demolition

I’m rockin the tisms myself and find your angst in a shitposting thread to be humorous. The people who get offended here are the funniest part of it.

Shitposting is serious for some. The fact that its not supposed to be and some take it too serious is yet another way this community entertains me.

Around here they use their vehicles hazard lights as a shield against… something. I see at least ten people driving down the highway a week with their hazard lights on. They are not speeding and its not legal to use them that way in this state anyway. I’m sure its some stupid social media thing.

Hiding the pills existence.

I just get rid of the association with them by immediately saying maybe you are too shallow. How wreck friends and create enemies.

For me its the head. I don’t live far from where they now roam in the wild in the US. The first time I saw one was quite a shock.

Watch the movie “Fight Club”

We don’t refer to it as your device, just ‘the’ device.

Those are not beavers. No tail equals capybara

I only use the original.

As long as your mom is in one.

That show was the shit. My kids liked it and I got them to rewatch when they were teenagers. Then they understood why I laughed more than them.

That picture smells like stale sweat and mold.