May the wind be always at your back.

May the sun shine warm upon your face;

as someone already said, if you can make a heelie soap combo shoe that would be cool

I also choose this person’s wife

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can’t you also skateboard on them?
maybe so some weird grab the board trick while you slide down the rail on your soap shoes

something something I couldn’t help myself on the train and then the others joined in

i think you’re onto something.

exactly why I haven’t

you can be a fruitbooter without the fruit

my last gf was absolutely captivated by my ability to do this as well. I’m not talking about helicoptering but more like a hi ma’am wave when it’s at attention. it was like magic to her, never got old she said. ah, the simple pleasures in life

they just call me gringo

some of those that work forces

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yeh should have been a scope

fluffer?

it’s an adjective, not a noun. but I hear it everywhere, mostly on newscasts and other broadcasts. so I just call em ‘broads’ (/s)

yep, double tap recommended at a gas station

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no more pronouns I guess

killing in the name of

now you do what they told you

so the ultimate would be an anchovies pineapple pizza?