Yep. Bible. Pretentious, boring and way too much first - person stuff.
Yep. Bible. Pretentious, boring and way too much first - person stuff.
So pie. And baked apple doesn’t taste like raw apple.
My mom took me to watch Superman (with Christopher Reeves). I was 3. I had to sleep with the light on for 2 years because the moment I was in the dark, my brain would freak out giving me flashbacks of the movie very bright scenes.
Basically I had cinematic PTSD at 3yo.
Have you ever seen the rain… In my ass
He is going to need a lot of money to stay out of jail, so yes, he will keep running to fleece until the last cent out the cultists.
I thought I was here to sooth your crippling loneliness, not to manage your dirty habits’ consequences.
As someone who grew up in a country where fireworks are legal and used on every festivity, they suck if you are a baby, a dog or not the one lighting the up.
So deep. Now watch how I manhandle this croc for your chortling entertainment.
Someone needs to explain to that dude how new fruit is made.
Chewing the same gum for 40 days until my lame ass cousin ratted me out.
Jeep. Not owned but have rented two. First one was a 2022 Compass. The electric system died mid highway. Never recovered fully. Second was a 2024 Ranger. A true shit box. After a week having it I despised that piece of shit.