Funions or other fake onion ring things! Adds an extra flavor to the mix. Maybe shrimp crackers too if you have an Asian grocery nearby to get them from and don’t have to worry about allergies or anything.

Happy birthday, bird!

Hell yeah white baby

Probably less bad but I might still be a little squicked out by it. You need to talk to someone smarter than me for a clearer and more insightful answer.

Investing in real estate like that is just making it fractional harder for you to ever buy a house too. You can have investment diversity without a reit in the same way you can have a full meal without french fries.

Ham skirts lol

I’m sorry they decided to ban you. I really enjoy your edits and look forward to reading them. It is a fun game. Glad you are gonna keep posting here.

Simply use the dog as a pillow!

The guy who actually made one of these and brought it to a Philadelphia keyboard meet up called it a Jeanboard iirc

Bro polish your mfing helmet. This is embarrassing. The maidens are laughing at you.

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a white supremacist the race of his girlfriend