Say the names together quickly and it sounds like the tire company, Michelin.

I just realized I dated someone with that name as her first and middle name.

Kicking myself that I never realized this obvious joke.

Riding passenger down the freeway and an SUV swerving through traffic clipped a nearby sedan right in the rear corner. Think PIT maneuver but the sedan ended up vertical spinning on its trunk/boot like a top for at least 3 rotations.

Say: Sorry for what?

I personally do not play on the account but young family do. I know there are supposed to be some big changes with the 25th anniversary this year.

Neopets for sure. Followed by Gmail account

Which are bangin’ btw. Spicy goldfish. My kid loves them.

I don’t think you meant it like this but I couldn’t help reading it in the cadence of “if you’re sliding into first and your pants are gonna burst, diarrhea” lol

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